Most likely to…

Most likely to never pick up the phone

Your call rang, vibrated, then joined the great graveyard of notifications. Guess who didn’t answer. Topping the ranking: Aquarius, just ahead of Virgo and Capricorn. All twelve signs follow, from most to least likely, each with its reason, to be read with a smile, never as a verdict.

  1. 1
    Aquarius

    To him, a surprise call is an intrusion into his mental space. A well-written text, maybe, but ringing like that, out of nowhere?

  2. 2
    Virgo

    He’d rather reply in writing, calmly, after working out the perfect phrasing. The call always catches him at the wrong moment.

  3. 3
    Capricorn

    He’s busy, he’s focused, and he’ll call you back in a dedicated slot he’s already mentally planned. Promise.

  4. 4
    Gemini

    He loves to talk, but he saw your call between two conversations and forgot to circle back. He’ll send three voice notes to make up for it.

  5. 5
    Scorpio

    He screens. If a call surprises him, he watches, lets it pass, and decides later whether he feels like opening that door.

  6. 6
    Pisces

    He heard it ring but his phone was in another room, or another universe. He’ll discover the missed call two days later.

  7. 7
    Taurus

    He was comfortably settled and didn’t feel like moving. Picking up would have taken an effort he wasn’t ready to make.

  8. 8
    Libra

    He wanted to pick up but hesitated to interrupt what he was doing, and by the time he decided, it had hung up.

  9. 9
    Sagittarius

    He’s happy to pick up, except he’s on the move, outside, elsewhere, and his phone stayed at the bottom of the bag.

  10. 10
    Cancer

    If it’s you, he almost always picks up, out of tenderness. Unless he’s feeling vulnerable that day, then he lets it pass.

  11. 11
    Leo

    He likes being reachable and loves a good phone conversation where he can shine. He picks up with enthusiasm.

  12. 12
    Aries

    He picks up on the first ring, often mid-action, because waiting is simply not in his repertoire.

No sign is « better » than another, promise. It is a leaning, not a verdict, and Aquarius wears the top spot with a smile.

Sources

  • Robert Hand, Horoscope Symbols, Whitford Press, 1981.