Most likely to…

Most likely to keep a receipt “just in case”

A drawer, a shoebox, a notes app: there’s always a place to stash that scrap of paper that’ll never be used (or will it). Topping the ranking: Virgo, just ahead of Capricorn and Taurus. All twelve signs follow, from most to least likely, each with its reason, to be read with a smile, never as a verdict.

  1. 1
    Virgo

    Receipt scanned, dated, filed by category. A product return in 2031? She’s ready.

  2. 2
    Capricorn

    Warranty = proof, proof = power. The receipt outlives the thing it was for.

  3. 3
    Taurus

    He invested in this purchase, he keeps the receipt the way you keep a deed.

  4. 4
    Scorpio

    Keeps anything that could be leverage one day, even a bakery receipt.

  5. 5
    Cancer

    It’s not a receipt, it’s the memory of dinner that night. How could you toss that?

  6. 6
    Libra

    Keeps it in case the other person wants to split the bill fairly. Justice above all.

  7. 7
    Pisces

    Finds it six months later, all crumpled at the bottom of a pocket, completely touched.

  8. 8
    Leo

    Proudly keeps the receipt for the big purchase, tosses the ones that impress no one.

  9. 9
    Gemini

    Tucked it somewhere while talking to three people. Good luck finding it again.

  10. 10
    Aquarius

    Everything’s paperless with him on principle, paper is so 2010.

  11. 11
    Sagittarius

    The receipt already fell out somewhere between two airports. No regrets, clean slate.

  12. 12
    Aries

    Receipt? By the time they hand it over, he’s already out the door with his purchase.

No sign is « better » than another, promise. It is a leaning, not a verdict, and Virgo wears the top spot with a smile.

Sources

  • Robert Hand, Horoscope Symbols, Whitford Press, 1981.