Most likely to…

Most likely to give the best advice and never take it

Life coach for everyone else, cheerful disaster for themselves. We all have a friend like that, and astrology has its suspects. Topping the ranking: Gemini, just ahead of Sagittarius and Pisces. All twelve signs follow, from most to least likely, each with its reason, to be read with a smile, never as a verdict.

  1. 1
    Gemini

    Gemini has a brilliant take on your situation and zero application to their own. They know everything, except how to apply it to themselves.

  2. 2
    Sagittarius

    Sagittarius will give you an inspiring speech about letting go, then panic for three days over his own decision. Philosopher for others, frantic for himself.

  3. 3
    Pisces

    Pisces feels your problem better than you do and guides you gently, while pushing their own emotional project off until later.

  4. 4
    Libra

    Libra finds the perfect balanced solution to your dilemma and stays stuck for three weeks on her own. Objectivity evaporates the second it’s personal.

  5. 5
    Aquarius

    Aquarius has a coherent theory for fixing your life and a personal system held together with tape. Genius in concept, distracted in practice.

  6. 6
    Leo

    Leo tells you with total confidence to stop chasing other people’s validation, right before checking how many people liked his story.

  7. 7
    Scorpio

    Scorpio reads people like nobody else and advises you to let go, while holding a grudge over something from last year. Sharp everywhere except at home.

  8. 8
    Cancer

    Cancer urges you to take care of yourself with infinite tenderness, and completely forgets to extend the same kindness to himself.

  9. 9
    Aries

    Aries tells you to take your time and think it through, advice he forgets half a second later, charging headfirst into his next thing.

  10. 10
    Taurus

    Taurus gives sensible, easygoing advice, and follows it pretty well, except when it comes to leaving his beloved comfort zone.

  11. 11
    Virgo

    Virgo has a flawless action plan for your life and follows it for hers too, almost too closely. Consistency is kind of her sport.

  12. 12
    Capricorn

    Capricorn preaches discipline and genuinely lives it. He often does what he says, which is frankly annoying for everyone else.

No sign is « better » than another, promise. It is a leaning, not a verdict, and Gemini wears the top spot with a smile.

Sources

  • Robert Hand, Horoscope Symbols, Whitford Press, 1981.